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            01"How to Be Happy"No thoughts. Just happy. 
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            02"How to Stop Speaking Italian"If you are Italian, this goes against everything you know. 
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            03"How to Achieve Your Dreams"In this economy, even $14 might be too much of a reach… 
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            04"How to Have Fun on Monday"This is actually great advice! 
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            05"How to Deal with Being Hated"Seriously, block them haters out! 
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            06"How to Let Your Guests Know They've Outstayed Their Welcome"Not recommended, but definitely works. 
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            07"How to Impress a Girl on a First Date"Reptiles. Always reptiles. 
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            08"How to Telepathically Communicate (for Bald People)"We…Uh… We actually don't quite get this one. 
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            09"How to Assert Dominance Using Only Whale Noises"This is true, tried, and tested… Probably. 
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            10"How to Get Through Tough Times"Who hasn't been personally victimized by poor hair choices during a life crisis?? 
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            11"How to Be a Moderately Successful Midwestern Woman"Maybe the midwest just needs a lot of nurses… Idk 
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            12"How to Develop a Sense of Humor"We think most comedians would agree with this. 
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            13"How to Make a Girl Who is Really Mad at You Forgive You"Whenever you point at someone, you have three fingers pointing back at you. 
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            14"How to Succeed as an Artist"The difficult truth… 
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            15"How to Politely Remind Your Friend That They Owe You Money"People have been doing it this way for centuries! 
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            16"How to Understand Women"Dang. That one hurt. 
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            17"How to Find Love"Another harsh truth. 
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            18"How to Start a Church for Prostitvtes"Seven days a week. Certified FREAK. 
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            19"How to Find the Source of All Your Problems"It's me. Hi. I'm the problem, it's me. 
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            20"How to Speak Lobster"You never know when you might need this skill. 
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            21"How to Keep Your Friend from Drunk Driving"You gotta do what you gotta do to keep your friend safe!